Thursday, December 25, 2008

Shocking quotes of 2008!


1. “Small events like this keep happening in big cities".
RR Patil on Mumbai attacks



2. “You can actually see Russia from Alaska”!
Sarah Palin



3."We in India make the mistake of thinking only good boys make good captains."
Ganguly explains why Dhoni and he have been successful captains





4. “There's no excitement, there's no passion!”
Britney on her comeback




5. “Shah Rukh is scared to work with me!”
Aamir Khan



6. “Raj Thackeray is a mental case.”
Lalu Yadav




7. “Slums in Mumbai can be seen sporting Pakistani flags”
Simi Garewal on a TV show




8. "If not for Sandeep's house, not even a dog would have gone there..."
Kerala Chief Minister V.S. Achuthanandan




9. “ What Angelina did was uncool.”
Jennifer Aniston



10. "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive,"
Madonna on how her efforts should look to everyone else



11. "I feel like I am 20 again, but with arthritis"
Sylvester Stallone, who is 61, on his return to the big screen



12. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
US President George Bush




13. "You are better off being homeless than being me."
Britney Spears to a stranger on the street

21 comments:

  1. comment number seven by Simi Grewal is true my friend... it seems that u r not from Mumbai and/or stay in Mumbai with your eyes closed...

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  2. raj thackray is surely a mental case.

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  3. Here are another 10;
    1. Shahrukh khan calling shobha de a joke.
    2. Salman rushdie calling sarah palin a joke.
    3. Bill clinton saying obama 's fate will
    be same as jackson (black who lost to him).
    4. Advani calling manmohan singh
    weakest Indian PM.
    5. Chidambaram saying Advani our very own
    john mccain on economy.
    6. Aamir khan saying shahrukh is
    his dog's name.
    7. Iraqi journo calling Bush a dog
    8. Pope officially saying save humanity from
    gays.
    9. McCain calls fundamentals of our economy' strong
    10. Manmohan asks Advani to change his astrologers.

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  4. Simi's comment is wrong Sumit. Those are muslim religious flags which are taken out in a procession to a nearby dargah , blessed by the 'fakir'and then hoisted in front of their houses. The only thing in common with that and the Pakistani flag is that both are green. They are so different that even a person with an IQ of 50 wont mistake one for the other

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  5. What's so shocking about Ganguly's quote? It's just a very smart observation.

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  6. simi garewal's comment 100% correct...and not only in mumbai slum but also in many other metros...

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  7. achuthanandan is a dog himself,,, who only barks,,,who doesnt have the teeth to bite anyone... my salute to Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan

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  8. Raj T. is mental since it just attempt to make public full by assuming that all India is illitrate like his state.
    Datta G

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  9. whAT IS WRONG WITH GANGULY'S QUOTE.........

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  10. Mr R R PATIL made most costliest comment og his life, it costed him his seat....

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  11. Fucking u. Datta whose state is illitrate? Do u have teacher in u r school or lalu teach u?

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  12. Sumit, green flag which you see are not pakistan flag (white and Green) but a full green flag where the kalma is written on it. For us its the same significance as the 2 prong saffron flag is for Hindus.
    Hope the confusion is resolved.

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  13. @ Vitthal Bhosale - In some states, they do teach in schools- "How to use 'F' word intelligently."

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  14. I have seen people celebrating Pakistan cricket team's Victory over Indian cricket team, waving Pakistan Flag. What do you say for this??

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  15. Sabse bada chutia , dhi chod to RR Patil...hai .Shakal aur akal dono se gaandu hai...

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  16. in Tamil Nadu, DMK calling AIADMK corrupt

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  17. cool ... check this link!
    http://msgout.blogspot.com/2008/12/year-2008-in-photographs.html

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  18. Smimi's Comment is bulshit.

    She just want to be in news who cares those flags are not of pakistan but its green flag a eligious one which used by fakirs and posted on dargha and other religious places...

    Simi better check urself before barking

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  19. Simi is uneducated,
    she surprised with her poor/Single dimensional thinking.

    Like Safforon is hindu's Religious color, Green is muslims religious favorite and White is christians.

    She is considers every Green is pakistani then ............ no comments on this sick lady.

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  20. No. 12 by Bush takes the cake! Oh, it sure does! And I so hope Obama is as smart as he seems, so he can figure out the mess his predecessor created and save the world!

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